
The city of Taupō offers a range of adventure options and natural marvels, including the sparkling silver caldera of Lake Taupō, a volcano that looks exactly like Mount Doom, bungy jumping opportunities, and the Huka Falls. As I am not psychologically prepared for anything requiring physical courage, skipping the bungy jumping was a foregone conclusion. Sadly, I didn’t realise that going to the Huka Falls might also involve a modicum of danger.

Once again, the creaking hinges of our aging bodies came into play in our decision-making. I suggested walking to the Falls (a mere four kilometres one-way along the dedicated walking track), but David’s knee had been clicking ominously, so he was keen to cycle there instead. So really, I blame him for everything.
Fortunately, we hired powerful e-bikes that would support us on any path we chose. Unfortunately, the one we chose started gently, then slowly but inexorably morphed into a narrow mountain track, with loose stones, deep grooves, tight corners, sheer drops, and a trajectory that stretched steeply ever upwards. It was spectacularly beautiful, with long shady sections and stunning views, but for a person who has never done any mountain biking and who was expecting a gentle, accommodating path, it was downright scary.

I coped well for quite a while because the earlier stages were relatively gentle and because my bike, running at its highest power, labelled “turbo”, was the two-wheel equivalent of a mountain goat. It was the kind of bike that makes a klutz feel like an athlete, and it did its best to help me out.

All the same, I suffered my first fall about halfway up, when my bike wheels got caught in a groove. I landed heavily on a heap of spongy vegetation that was relatively soft, but I took a while to get up, all the same. My daughter says that whenever I stand up from a low position, I look like a baby elephant rising to its feet for the first time, and her description precisely matched my ponderous movements on this occasion. Both of my hands were bleeding and I felt rather shaken, so I walked my bike for a little while until I reached a flat section and then remounted.
David had stopped further along to wait for me, and he set off happily again once I arrived. He was finding the path testing but nonetheless exhilarating. The beast. Although I tried to be cheery and positive like him, the steep drops at the hairpin bends were terrifying. At one stage, I had to jump off my bike and stop myself from toppling over the edge by braking with my feet. I was glad no one else was there to catch my antics on film.
The signs constantly reminded us, with unjustified optimism to my way of thinking, that this was a “two-way” path. One man did barrel past us going downwards, fortunately at the stage when I was walking my bike.
My last unnerving experience occurred when my bike’s back wheel briefly seized up and began to wheeze for no apparent reason. This led me to miscalculate badly on a corner and I began to careen towards a two-metre drop. Fortunately, a sapling caught me and my bike and blocked a certain fall. I can still remember clasping that sapling to my bosom. It held firm, even though it was right on the edge of a steep slope.

The Huka Falls, I must say, were worth the struggle. They occur at a narrow point in the Waikato River, which rises on the slopes of Mount Ruapehu and flows through Lake Taupō, eventually emptying into the Tasman Sea south of Auckland. As the river, normally about 100 metres wide, is forced through a rocky bottleneck only 15 metres wide, it surges violently, spraying huge quantities of frothing turquoise water. It is loud, fierce and magnificent. I was glad to be alive to see it, though I admit to spending some precious time at the site surreptitiously looking for an alternative path back to Taupō. Once we had found it, I pointed David towards it and, despite his earlier insouciance, he didn’t seem sorry to ride home on a sedate, predictable road.
I discovered a description of our upwards route near the Falls:
Can be narrow. [Understatement]
Includes hill climbs and some exposure on the outside edge of the trail. [Euphemism]
There may also be obstacles such as rocks or tree roots to avoid. [“may”?]

Anyway, the ride back into Taupō was glorious. Once we arrived, we continued around the caldera, admired the Taupō Volcano from a distance (still cloaked in snow), stopped for scones, jam and cream, and generally had a lovely time. I didn’t fall off once.
Afterwards, my left thumb was too swollen to text with, but I could still knit.
Roslyn and David 🖤🤍🩸

Useful Links
- Our Accommodation: Ika Nui – a spacious apartment with a view of the lake
- Natural Marvels: Taupō Volcano | Huka Falls | Lake Taupō
- Ernest Kemp Cruise to the Māori Rock Carvings
































































































