Across the Nullarbor, Part 2

The Bunda Cliffs – just before the border into Western Australia

Fortunately, a kind fellow traveller in Streaky Bay had warned us to procure a G2G Pass before attempting to enter Western Australia. The process was mired with bureaucratic twists and turns, including questions such as: “Where will you quarantine if this is required?”, “How will you feed yourself at the quarantine centre you have named?” and “Have you informed the people at this quarantine centre that you will be coming?”

I had no idea how to respond to these ludicrous questions but, with the help of yet another traveller who had consulted various internet sources for advice, Davey and I worked through the five required steps, downloaded the specified app and gained almost instant approval. If we hadn’t discovered this requirement, I’m not sure what would have happened when we arrived at Border Village, for there was certainly no internet coverage there.

A common view across the Nullarbor

It was consequently a relief to pass through the heavily policed border zone and discover that the bureaucracy was satisfied with our efforts. It was an even greater relief to stop in Eucla and go to a toilet that could be sat on. No more squatting in the wilderness! Men are so much better equipped for such exigencies. Although my clothes were still dusty from the night in the desert, I felt like a new woman after that simple toilet and bathroom visit in Eucla. We had covered less than half of the distance between Ceduna and Norseman, yet the next part of the journey no longer seemed quite so long and daunting.

When there are 100 kilometres or more between each small settlement, you tend to invest more interest in each one. The little hotel at Madura, our lunch stop, was clean and welcoming, with freshly cut sandwiches. Our overnight resting place was Cocklebiddy Wedgetail Inn Motel, which offered a very basic room for $140. The decoration was pure seventies and my pillow smelt mouldy—but there was a shower! The dinners on offer included roast pork and a sticky date pudding with custard and ice cream. What more could weary travellers wish for?

On that second night, most of the Nullarbor lay behind us. During the following morning, the time on our car clock and other devices kept resetting to earlier times, almost magically, as though to encourage us to press on and finish the journey. Now there was just a long, straight run to Norseman—and part of it was literally straight, since it included, at one point, an unbending road of nearly 140 kilometres.

By this stage, my mobile had been on aeroplane mode for well over two full days. Whenever I checked it, “SOS only” or “No Service” was the response.

“Anything could have happened in the world and we wouldn’t have the faintest,” I said to Davey.

But sure enough, David’s phone began to beep with friendly messages and notifications just before Norseman. We were entering the connected world once more and leaving the stillness and isolation of the desert behind. It seemed almost surreal to see tall trees, plains of faded grass, a horizon that included hills—and little bars denoting service on my phone.

Quick Summary:

Accommodation: Cocklebiddy Wedgetail Inn Motel (not recommended, cheap rooms at a high cost)

Excellent Visitor Centre: Norseman Visitor Centre – beautifully designed with dozens of free booklets and brochures about the whole of Western Australia

Across the Nullarbor, Part 1

The Bight – billed as the place “where the desert meets the sea”

The Nullarbor had vaguely existed in my mind’s eye as a swirling red desert—until we entered it and I adjusted my ignorant assumptions. At no stage on that seemingly endless highway did we see sections of plain, pure sand, whether white, brown or red. The terrain and vegetation were actually far more varied than I had ever imagined, with low silver-grey and green shrubs growing plentifully, and cliffs, rocky escarpments and sea views when we reached the Bight.

Trees on the “treeless plain”

Shortly after Ceduna, there was a sign about the vast “treeless plain” that lay before us, but even that description wasn’t strictly true. Although large stretches were indeed covered only by low shrubs, which created a wide, flat, unvarying horizon, trees did grow in some areas, rather small and stunted, perhaps, but incontestably trees. We camped on our first night at “142 peg” in the shelter of several of these struggling trees. One plant near our tent struck us as especially beautiful: a tiny purple shrub with bubbly fronds.

Night in the desert

Camping “off-grid” is educational for pampered city-dwellers like us. We managed to get by on such a simple meal, wash up our dishes in an inch of water, and fulfil our toilet needs with the help of a spade. I had a sense of foreboding that a medical crisis might strike, far from human habitation and mobile coverage, or that one of us might wander off along a path and get lost on the way back. That could have occurred easily, since around our campsite there were no tall trees, no signposts, no landmarks—just shrubs, low trees and red-brown sandy tracks. You could lose your sense of direction completely and struggle to relocate the highway, if you were too adventurous and drove too far away from the orienting sound of the semi-trailers.

A purple plant at our campsite

Yet despite my anxieties, it was magically still and solitary out there in the desert. The silence was intense, the moon lit up the whole landscape, and it felt quite companionable in our secluded tent.

Quick Summary:

Podcasts to fill the hours: Political Gabfest, The Guardian : Today in Focus and The Ezra Klein Show

Accommodation: Camping at 142 peg, as described in the Wikicamps app

Travelling Light on the Eyre Peninsula

Davey at the Arid Lands Botanical Gardens near Port Augusta

We must be rather slow on the uptake, for we are only now beginning to perceive that few people our age go travelling around Australia with just a car and a tent. Most of them have large and expensive rigs: huge caravans, powerful cars and a host of accessories such as baby Hills Hoist clotheslines, satellite dishes on their vans, and complex annexes. Some of them hang bikes on the front of their vans or even carry boats atop their cars. Yet in our naivety we had believed we were choosing luxurious options when we bought a tent we could stand up in and stretcher beds that would permit us to sleep above the ground!

In fact, when we left home, I thought that our car was absurdly full. I now realise that we are travelling relatively light, despite all the bits and bobs we’ve brought along. I am not sure whether to be pleased by the simplicity of our expedition or embarrassed when someone in a campground says, with a certain condescension, “Oh, you’re the ones in that little tent.”

Fortunately, our pitiful equipment doesn’t preclude us from enjoying all the sights. The Arid Lands Botanical Gardens north of Port Augusta were an introduction to the beauty to be found in a drier world. We spent a happy two hours admiring the “desert-loving” plants that have adapted to this ecosystem so gracefully and colourfully. The plants that I might once have written off as mere “tussocks” gained status here as survivors in a challenging environment. Some plant foods were also offered in the café, where we tried out wattleseed damper and various ice creams flavoured with native foods such as quandong and native lime. The lemon myrtle flavour was our favourite.

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Gumnuts, fronds, buds and blossoms at the Arid Lands Botanical Gardens 

The gardens were set out according to regions, so we could easily encounter plants from the Eyre Peninsula, the Victoria Desert, the West Coast Mallee and other areas. We could also begin to accustom ourselves to the red sand that would later cling to our feet and to the tent floor when we stopped overnight in a  tiny, rudimentary camping ground in Tumby Bay. It was run by the CWA and featured, oddly enough, locked private bathrooms but no kitchen.

At the Islands Caravan Park in Streaky Bay, considered by many to be one of Australia’s best, we seemed to have one of the only tents in the place. Perhaps because the South Australian holidays were almost over, there were fewer young families there and many more grey nomads in giant mobile homes with numerous embellishments. It was like a Boomers’ Convention. They had Happy Hour each day at 5pm and seemed to be having a wonderful time.

The kitchen and bathroom facilities at the Islands Caravan Park in Streaky Bay

Meanwhile, we discovered a breathtaking length of coastline in the area around Streaky Bay. It was just as spectacular as the coast along the Great Ocean Road and even included some rocky islands that could easily have been labelled apostles. At the “blowholes” and “whistling rocks” on Cape Bauer, the  sea water struck the rocks with a roar and then hissed upwards through naturally eroded pipes in the limestone cliffs. The sea changed colour from turquoise to aqua to dove grey, depending on the changeable weather: it was dazzling in all its manifestations.

Nearly an apostle
Shades of blue
Land, sea and sky
Frothy water and clouds

At Tractor Beach, we discovered that there were after all some other people camping in tents or swags. This made us feel as though our plan to travel with a tent was not quite as crazy as we had begun to think. Speeds Point also seemed like the ideal place for an off-grid  stopover.

Despite the convenience of those huge caravans and the comforts they offer, those who travel in them seem to take almost as long as we do to pack up. They can’t travel as fast, can’t go off road with such ease, and require much more fuel. So we feel quite satisfied with our “little tent”. It has just one drawback—turning off the lamp at night requires one of us to stand up in our sleeping bag and click the switch. Davey suggested that a drawstring arrangement might solve this problem and I was impressed by this stroke of genius. After all, if we’re going to travel light, we can justify a few humble luxuries.

Quick Summary:

Accommodation: Islands Caravan Park, Streaky Bay (excellent)

Podcasts: The Guardian : Full Story and The Guardian : Politics Weekly

Must see: The beaches of Cape Bauer

Must visit: Arid Lands Botanical Gardens

 

Golden Days and Chilly Nights in South Australia

Maybe it’s my childhood as a country bumpkin that explains my affection for South Australia. The people here seem so friendly and down to earth, while the country towns are adorned by stone buildings, old-fashioned bakeries and second-hand bookshops. I feel very much at home.

Even Adelaide seems quiet and peaceful compared to Melbourne. There are some lovely little arcades, such as the Adelaide Arcade, that remind me of the Block Arcade in Melbourne. It seems to take very little time to drive into Adelaide, and the farms reappear on either side soon after you leave the city.

Helpful hatters in the Adelaide Arcade off Rundle Mall in Adelaide – they fixed Davey’s hat for free

We had to visit Adelaide, not just out of curiosity, but because of my needs as a camper. I had told Davey’s nephew, James, an Adelaide resident who kindly took us out for dinner, about how I was surviving even relatively mild nights in a tent: wearing two jumpers (with another nearby), a scarf, and pyjama pants over leggings. James responded sympathetically and succinctly: “You need a better sleeping bag.” He went on to describe the promising camping stores in Rundle Mall.

I thought to myself, “There’s no way I’m wasting all that money.” After all, my four nights in Robe and McLaren Vale had been tolerable, though icy shafts of air had frequently pierced my armour of extra clothing, including the woollen rug and European winter coat that I had laid over the top of my inadequate sleeping bag.

When I mentioned these rather unpleasant nights to Barry, he began sending me links to quality sleeping bags and then Davey jumped on the bandwagon. They crushed my dwindling resistance and soon I was the proud owner of a MacPac Latitude XP 700, bought in Rundle Mall (where there are also some tempting shoe shops). The sleeping bag was on special, but pricy nonetheless.

Last night in Clare, I tested out the new model and it was like a heavenly dream. It seemed as though I was wrapped in warm, encircling arms. As I sank into forgetfulness, I felt sheer gratitude to all my friendly advisors.

Classic reading in Burra

Today we are exploring a historic town, Burra (recommended by Wendy), where old stone miners’ cottages grace the streets and the second-hand shops are filled with the kind of objects with which I would gladly furnish a country cottage, if I only owned one. There was even a crowded second-hand bookshop with tomes such as The Decameron by Boccaccio. Who would have thought, in such a tiny settlement? We bought And Be a Villain by Rex Stout.

So now it’s not just a pleasure to experience the golden autumn days in South Australia, but also the starry nights.

Autumn in Burra A miner’s stone cottage, Burra Wonky bull-nose verandahs, Burra
Vintage car rally in McLaren Vale Old stone hotel in Burra

Vietnamese chicken by Davey

Quick Summary

  • Accommodation:
    McLaren Vale Lakeside Caravan Park (acceptable)
    Clare Caravan Park (quite pleasant, good kitchen)
  • Some Aboriginal names:
    Coorong – thought to be derived from a word of the Ngarrindjeri people, meaning “long neck” and  referring to the shape of the lagoon; Goolwa – also believed to be from a Ngarrindjeri word, this time meaning “elbow”; Noorioopta – may be an Aboriginal word for “meeting place”
  • Podcast from Robe to Clare: The Guardian: Australian Politics with Katharine Murphy (recommended by Maureen)
  • Unsettling trend: The wineries in Clare charge $10 for tastings! But not, thankfully, at Skillogalee. Despite this attack on civilisation, Davey has already bought 8 bottles. Crazy man.

Retail Therapy in Country Towns

Country towns are strangely mesmerising. I love exploring the clothing and second-hand shops in particular. And the bakeries seem to offer much the same fare as they did fifty years ago. Davey usually orders a matchstick (more cream than pastry) or a vanilla slice (“a snot block”) and there are always apple pies with icing, lamingtons, cupcakes and pies, served by friendly people at a reasonable price.
A piano for public therapy in Horsham

Ararat was our first stop and I had to resist buying a pair of black boots ($5) when I visited the op shop there. I felt as though the car was full enough without me beginning to make self-indulgent purchases only three hours from home. Then, in Horsham, I was sorely tempted again by some hand-dyed 17-micron merino wool by Tatlock yarns, displayed in a bookshop window. I told myself firmly that I could always order some online and that I had enough wool for two scarves and one rug already on board. The other shops in Horsham were filled with temptations such as beautiful woollen jumpers and better camping chairs than we’ve brought with us. We resisted them all.

Perhaps all this self-denial was what caused me to become enthused by the lumberjack shirts on offer in Naracoorte. “Look, Davey, we could go for a partner look!” I cried. He rolled his eyes and rejected me outright. Such a killjoy.
The sea at Robe
Robe is yet another inviting country town with a long, spectacular beach and many enticing shops. After setting up our tent for the first time, we took the beach path into the town. Although everything was closed by the time we arrived, the Main Street with its old limestone cottages and pubs and its modern retail offerings looked seriously promising. Perhaps there will be something to tempt Davey tomorrow but, if not, the pleasure is in the search.

Quick Summary

Our homely tent

Limestone cottage in Robe

An honest reflection…

A friendly offer

Linda’s collapsible

kettle at work

 

Philosophy in a Robe

lolly shop

I am not a good camper. Sigh.

I have an inferiority complex as a camper. Davey is more experienced but he too could be more thorough in his planning.

In a flurry of activity back in January, we bought a new tent and stretcher beds, but apart from that our planning has fallen far short of the dedication of true campers. As a result, some people register our lack of lists and spreadsheets with quiet disappointment or even mild distress.

Fortunately, our friends have compensated for our failures in planning.

The first among them is Eddie, a passionate and knowledgeable traveller who can master anything from working as a chef to extracting honey from his own bee hive. He arrived at our back door a week before our departure to donate vital items including:

  • A solar panel to recharge our car battery in an emergency
  • A collapsible sink with its own plug and outlet
  • A super thin chopping board
  • Some bladders from wine casks for carrying spare water

Eddie’s enthusiasm about camping and discovering South and Western Australia inspired me to convert his written list of unmissable places into a Google maps list:

Eddie’s Quick List of Unmissable Places on a Map

Eddie also contributed a plethora of ideas about what to take with us and which pitfalls to avoid. For example, he recommended a proper chargeable fridge instead of ice boxes. Davey looked rather smug when I told him this. “The one I’ve ordered is being delivered tomorrow,” he said.

Had Davey been googling madly behind my back? Was this the final proof that I was the weak link in our camping team?

Dometic fridge - all charged up and ready to go
Dometic fridge – all charged up and ready to go

Linda bought us a small collapsible kettle that triggered even more surreptitious purchases from Davey. After all, we had to have matching collapsible pots.

Barry came over to visit with a serrated Swiss knife to add to our equipment: red handled for danger and adventure. Helen brought us some special thermoses that can keep water hot or cold. Andy told us to take screw-in tent pegs for the stony areas where hammering in pegs might be tricky.

Maureen made me two little dilly bags with sewn-in pouches and funky multi-coloured drawstrings. She also recommended several podcasts.

It seems as though all our friends have conspired to prepare us for our trip, despite our shortcomings. To the untrained eye, we might even look as though we know what we’re doing.

Quick Summary:

  • Left home: Just after midday
  • Packing the car: Nightmare
  • Number of knitting projects on board: 3 + alternatives
  • First stop: Horsham (a pilgrimage to Dwayne’s birthplace)
  • First imagined crisis: Davey thought he’d left his hearing aids behind but discovered them, thankfully, in his pocket.