The Warrego River near Cunnumulla
Part 1: Surviving the Cold Nights in Outback NSW
My new, beloved sleeping bag is supposed to provide comfort down to -6 degrees and ensure survival to -13, but I start to feel slightly less than completely warm at zero to one degree, which seems to be a common overnight temperature in western NSW at this time of year.
This loss of perfect comfort, however, only becomes noticeable after I leave my feather-down refuge to visit the facilities at 5 in the morning and then return shivering to our tent. Those visits to the outside world are like Harry Potter plunging into the freezing pool to retrieve the sword of Godric Gryffindor, except that, unlike Harry, I’m not brave at all—I’m more of a Hufflepuff type.


After the foully unappealing caravan park in Longreach, David had wisely booked campgrounds in regional NSW outside the major towns. Unfortunately, we experienced only two of his choices, Kidmans Camp in North Bourke and Billy’o Bush Retreat,15 kilometres out of Dubbo in Wongarbon. Both were welcoming, delightful places, ideal for my research into how to survive freezing temperatures in a tent. On our last night, I discovered that a hot water bottle, woollen tights, and the knitted socks made for me by my German-French friend, Moni, insulated me from the creeping cold of the early morning.
Sad to say, that was to be my last chance for night-time research…
Part 2: Our Last Frenetic Day

David and I had kept an eye on the worsening COVID situation in Sydney and checked in frequently on the Victorian border pass website, but it was only on Sunday morning, 11 July, that the notifications on our phones, along with our friends’ text messages, became urgent enough to make us think that we had no choice but to head for home and give up our plans to visit Parkes and Jerilderie.
David had booked us tickets for the Royal Flying Doctor Visitor Experience and the Western Plains Zoo in Dubbo. As we visited each one, we were on tenterhooks, checking our phones, watching parts of press conferences, and hoping that we could indeed indulge ourselves with this one last day.

The Flying Doctor exhibition was eye-catching and engaging, with an emphasis on the history of the service, the extensive areas now covered, and the simple, clever ideas that have been developed to improve the lives and care of people in remote areas. There were many personal stories, both inspiring and distressing. Some bush people describe gruesome injuries with self-deprecating humour and airy nonchalance. One man had lost his lower leg in a farm machinery accident and had only survived through the work of the Royal Flying Doctor Service. He said wryly that he could just about have Frequent Flyer rights.

Time was slipping away by the time we reached the Western Plains Zoo. We had been vacillating all day between leaving for Victoria immediately or staying one more night at Billy’o. Viewing the animals and reading about their characteristics served as a soothing distraction. The meerkats looked as though no political or bureaucratic decision would ever faze them. The details about the mating behaviours of cheetahs and Galapagos tortoises also allayed my anxieties briefly. The male tortoise has such poor eyesight that he has been known to try to mate with a stone, if it only resembles a female closely enough. If this hadn’t been written by a zoologist, I never would have believed it.
On the way home to Billy’o we decided that we might as well pack up our tent and leave for Victoria straightaway rather than wait until the following morning. Just as we finished packing, a notification came through that the border was to be closed at midnight.

That 6-hour drive through the darkness, the roadworks, the fog and the stillness of the outback was like a forced march. We had about an hour up our sleeves, but I kept imagining the worst, as I typically do. David was sunny and optimistic, while I pictured smashed windscreens, punctured tyres and unexpected collisions.
When we reached the border at Tocumwal at last, it was utterly deserted and eerily quiet. We had expected a checkpoint with masked police, flashing lights, QR-readers and bottles of sanitiser. There wasn’t even a witch’s hat.
Well, really. After all that.

Luckily, Victoria is quite small compared to the rest of Australia. We had only about three hours left to drive home, and when we arrived David’s new slippers, ordered from Jassi Leatherworks near Denmark in Western Australia, were waiting in the dark kitchen to receive us. They would have come in handy in outback NSW.
Final Notes:
Total Kilometres: 19,259
Accommodation:
- Kidmans Camp in North Bourke (coffee served at reception, a very welcoming park)
- Billy’o Bush Retreat, in Wongarbon, 15 kilometres from Dubbo (a gem of a place)

Part 3: Campground Inhabitants
The Five Most Likeable Campground Inhabitants
1 The man who stopped us just in time from driving off while our fridge was still plugged in (this happened more than once);
2 The older woman in a velour dressing gown who didn’t mention a single travelling experience and admitted that she spent a lot of time reading;
3 The other cooks who admired our collapsible cookware, the only equipment we possess that ever elicited positive remarks;
4 The person who warned us that we would need a G2G pass for Western Australia, even when there was not a single COVID case in the whole country;
5 The quiet couple in a modest camper van who turned up unexpectedly at the same campsites and greeted us on each occasion rapturously and by name.
The Five Most Annoying Campground Inhabitants
1 The woman who face-timed with several friends and family members in the camp kitchen—or in any other crowded or highly audible location (this happened more than once);
“Oh darling, the cruise was lovely but the food was a disappointment. And the wine too. For $350 I expected better.”
2 The man who spoke loudly, piercingly and incessantly about his successful adventures and travel experiences;
3 The woman who told us where we should have gone on our trip and who sighed deeply when we told her that we had missed that magical location she had just mentioned, now 1000 kilometres away;
“What, you didn’t go there? Oh, but you don’t know what you missed! You really should have!”
4 The child whose shrill screams cruelly penetrated our consciousness and who then switched to ear-splitting weeping when not sufficiently indulged by his or her hapless parents;
5 The couple who regaled us with stories about the outstanding qualities of their rig, 4WD and general equipment.
“And then we thought, why not just spend the $90,000? Our kids don’t need it and we deserve some luxury.”






























































































